hungwy:

allimaginedandallconceivable:

hungwy:

can not pick this burrito up bc its heavy and im scared it’ll bust a fat burrito nut if i lift it so its positioned like a meat obelisk for me to deepthroat

Everything about this statement turned me on……

Would you like to publically role play sex about it?

(via sentada)

veliseraptor:

thoughtcascades:

I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them

(Source: thoughtcascades, via sensoryoverloadistry)

(via sensoryoverloadistry)

ejacutastic:

ejacutastic:

everytime I get a negative covid test I think of the big vaxxed papi tweet

this one

(via sensoryoverloadistry)

smallpox-juicebox:

arandomthot:

“good Christian honk” sounds like a euphemism 

(via mothman-unmilked)

is-the-owl-video-cute:

pseudomantis:

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

(via sensoryoverloadistry)

bittermarching:

aquagrunt:

I am in tears

If these tags are correct, then yes it looks like they did just about everything wrong!

(via sensoryoverloadistry)

elwoodcitylimits:

me living life to the fullest

(via mothman-unmilked)

potsiepumpkin:

When the chronic fatigue is chronic

(via sensoryoverloadistry)

tanzel:

(via kreuzader)